Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Frontiercountry Pushing Exposition, a favorite attraction of John Carter
Frontiercountry Pushing Exposition
March 14, 2005
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 39 minutes by pretending you're fictional)
It's just like rustling cattle in cowboy times, but with bad jokes and more attractive corpses!
- If you are put off by standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, runny shoes, or hip, finger, social, or lycanthropic issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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