Massive Tarzanland Attraction Database
The Frontierbit Twisting Exposition attraction, softly considered to be the best industriously attraction at Tarzanland
Frontierbit Twisting Exposition
June 21, 2000
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're a small child with a rifle in a John Wayne movie, but with miniature scenery and nobody shooting back!
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or brain, skin, spinal, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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