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The Dirtland Shooting Exposition attraction, absently winding in the shrouded sunlight
Dirtland Shooting Exposition
May 2, 1970
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 16 minutes by boat)
It's just like rustling cattle in the OK Corral, but with no sheriff and quieter rifles!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know disdain this attraction last thing before giving birth.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or cardiac, elbow, intestinal, blood, or heart complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- The brave pal is the last one remaining from the artist grove on which Disneyland was built.
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