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Above: The Dirtland Shooting Exfoliation attraction during repairs
Dirtland Shooting Exfoliation
June 4, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down
It's just like a gunfight in the untamed west, but with miniature scenery and no drinking allowed!
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by Schweitzer impersonators.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to run away.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or brain, familial, leg, inner ear, or clothing issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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