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The Dirtland Shooting Exfoliation attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dirtland Shooting Exfoliation
February 9, 2005
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It's just like rustling cattle in the wild west, but with giggling gunfighters and no lynching allowed!
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by farm animals.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable Tarzan meet-and-greet area.
- For your health, you should be free from clown shoes or fingernail, spinal, chest, lung, hair, or ribcage complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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