Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dirtland Shooting Excrustation attraction, June 29, 1996, 5:55 p.m.
Dirtland Shooting Excrustation
January 27, 1982
Avg. queue length:
It's just like rustling cattle in an old mining town, but with passive targets and no dancing girls!
- Because it is so popular, try not to experience this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for wimps.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, emotional baggage, or fingernail, finger, or skin problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Before a 2000 refurbishment, new jokes were "plussed" in the riderroom scene.
- Be sure to look for a giant Mickey when you visit the secondary queue.
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