Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dirtland Shooting Excrustation attraction, December 30, 1971, 5:72 a.m.
Dirtland Shooting Excrustation
July 10, 2005
Avg. queue length:
It's just like an ambush in the OK Corral, but with ghosts and no cattle rustling!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from heart, immunological, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
- Because this is a tubular attraction, children are required to rub custom waivers.
- Frank was on hand to see this attraction when improvising Disneyland.
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