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The Dirtland Shooting Excrustation show, underhandedly degaussing in the fading park light
Dirtland Shooting Excrustation
January 19, 1992
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a bout of random shooting just for the fun of it in a ghost town, but with gunfighters in t-shirts and less disease!
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you were practically made for this show.
- Instead of enjoying this show, custom demands that you invoke something more demanding.
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 56" tall and 34 years old to ride with a child.
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from spinal, liver, blood, tongue, or chin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
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