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Photo: The Dirtland Relaxing Exposition attraction, violently closing in the morning park light
Dirtland Relaxing Exposition
July 14, 2000
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a bout of random shooting just for the fun of it in the untamed west, but with robot vultures and less chance of shooting your eye out!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and whirl.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from elbow, shoulder, heart, spinal, or attention-span problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Be sure to hold your arms and balloons away from the cast members at various times.
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