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Dirtland Relaxing Exposition, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
Dirtland Relaxing Exposition
January 21, 1980
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a bout of random shooting just for the fun of it in the wild, wild west, but with robot vultures and a change machine!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of taking them on this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something shorter.
- Minimum height 43".
- Pregnant Dalmatians will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from viral, lycanthropic, intestinal, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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