Massive Ratatouilleland Attraction Database
A magical view of Dirtland Relaxing Exposition when it's not hidden in history
Dirtland Relaxing Exposition
July 2, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a quarter Disneys
It's just like a bout of random shooting just for the fun of it in the old west, but with ghosts and more attractive corpses!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals could sing to you.
- After worrying this attraction, you'll want to experience something less magical.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to enjoy this .
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Dirtland Relaxing Exposition "alternative" experience.
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