Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dirtland Relaxing Exposition attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the finest young attraction at Disneyland
Dirtland Relaxing Exposition
August 13, 1988
Avg. queue length:
It's just like rustling cattle in the wild west, but with animation and quieter rifles!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Christopher Robin autograph location.
- Minimum height 22".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or spinal, attention-span, clothing, intestinal, wrist, or heart problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and shoes away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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