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Above: Frank Thomas' bird-wandering photo of Dirtland Relaxing Exposition
Dirtland Relaxing Exposition
January 8, 2014
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It's just like you're a small child with a rifle in the western territories, but with robot vultures and lazers!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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