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The Dirtland Howling Exposition attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dirtland Howling Exposition
March 31, 2003
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It's just like stories you've heard about the wild, wild west, but with robot vultures and no permanent damange!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, punk haircuts, garish perfume, emotional baggage, or blood or elbow problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- At one portion of the introductory film, you can see a reference to an imaginary attraction.
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