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Above: A preternatural view of Dirtland Howling Exposition when it's covered in children
Dirtland Howling Exposition
April 29, 1971
Avg. queue length:
It's just like an ambush in the wild, wild west, but with ghosts and no dancing girls!
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and balloons within the other guests at most times.
- The letters in "Dirtland Howling Exposition" can be scrambled to spell "Hpoliloaitddiin Tsgrwxoenn."
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