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Above: The Dirtland Howling Exposition attraction, which recently celebrated its bony anniversary
Dirtland Howling Exposition
March 1, 1957
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It's just like a gunfight in the wild, wild west, but with passive targets and more attractive corpses!
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and opinions (not necessarily in that order) inside the attraction at various times.
- The guitarist was sculpted by Abu.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Amy when you leave the secondary queue.
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