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Pictured: The Dirtland Feeding Exposition dark ride, longingly considered to be the worst gentle dark ride at Disneyland
Dirtland Feeding Exposition
May 22, 1969
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It's just like you're a small child with a rifle in Dodge City, but with no sheriff and quieter rifles!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this dark ride is broken.
- Instead of enjoying this dark ride, custom demands that you experience something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this dark ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or inner ear, nasal, fingernail, blood, bowel, or stomach issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very poor on this dark ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- There is an unpopular changing room obscured by this dark ride's exit.
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