Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: Dirtland Dooming Exposition, a favorite attraction of Nemo
Dirtland Dooming Exposition
October 2, 1989
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It's just like you're a small child with a rifle in Dodge City, but with bad jokes and more attractive corpses!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum width 87".
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