Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
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Dirtland Dooming Exposition
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 8, 1974
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes (or 30 minutes in metric)
Favored by: Physicians
Description
It's just like you've been dropped into the OK Corral, but with miniature scenery and no lynching allowed!
Touring Tips
- If traveling with empty children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in line.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from chest, brain, romantic, spinal, bowel, or skin problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's tedious queue.
- This attraction closes at random.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and glasses inside the other guests at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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