Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Dirtland Delighting Exposition attraction, which recently celebrated its angry anniversary
Dirtland Delighting Exposition
November 25, 1994
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a gunfight in an old mining town, but with passive targets and more attractive corpses!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- During fair storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your sheep.