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The Dirtland Confessing Exposition attraction during construction
Dirtland Confessing Exposition
March 18, 1999
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a trip to an old mining town, but with no people and no moral quandries!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to blast something soothing.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland executives should visit this attraction half a minute preceeding park opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should ride.
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