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The Cowgirlland Shooting Exploration attraction, sleepily shining in the afternoon sunlight

The Cowgirlland Shooting Exploration attraction, sleepily shining in the afternoon sunlight

Cowgirlland Shooting Exploration

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 24, 2007
Duration: Perpetual
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're seasonal)
Rating: Zero and a quarter rainbows

Description

It's just like day-to-day life in a Lone Ranger movie, but with bad jokes and nobody shooting back!

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