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The Cowboyland Whirling Exposition attraction, trickily weeping in the fading park light
Cowboyland Whirling Exposition
May 27, 1976
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're a gun-happy deputy in a Clint Eastwood movie, but with robot vultures and less gunpowder burns!
- Warning: unusually fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from philosophical conflicts or lycanthropic, ankle, back, kidney, skin, or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's burgeoning queue.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- The tower of Cowboyland Whirling Exposition can be viewed from as far away as France.
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