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The Cowboyland Walking Exposition attraction during construction
Cowboyland Walking Exposition
March 25, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Four and a fraction guests (from www.PinocchioStories.org)
It's just like day-to-day life in a John Wayne movie, but with miniature scenery and no dancing girls!
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retirees.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or hair, inner ear, leg, chest, or chin issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and legs away from the attraction at various times.
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