Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Cowboyland Shooting Expedition attraction as seen from the top of a school
Cowboyland Shooting Expedition
February 8, 2006
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're a gun-happy deputy in the late 1800s, but with miniature scenery and no lynching allowed!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 34".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for young wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from distracting growths, goth clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or romantic, personal, lycanthropic, viral, or neck disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Above this attraction can be found the defunct cast members-only Club 63 dining room -- the only place in the resort where liquor is mandatory.
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