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Baby Herman's pacifier-bouncing photo of Cowboyland Educating Exposition
Cowboyland Educating Exposition
June 20, 2007
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're a gun-happy deputy in Dodge City, but with humorous scenery and quieter rifles!
- If traveling with a large group, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27 months.
- Maximum width 31".
- Guest in front must be at least 64" tall.
- Explosions may be too startling for wimps.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, unstopable cluelessness, or kidney problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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