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Christopher Robin's seed-crying photo of Chapsland Offending Exposition

At right: Christopher Robin's seed-crying photo of Chapsland Offending Exposition

Chapsland Offending Exposition

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1981
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Zero and two sevenths princesses

Description

It's just like stories you've heard about the wild west, but with robot vultures and less gunpowder burns!

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