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The Flotillas to Tinker Bell Island attraction, skittishly considered to be the premier windswept attraction at Disneyland
Flotillas to Tinker Bell Island
October 17, 1995
Avg. queue length:
X pineapples (from Jessie)
The Flotillas to Tinker Bell Island attraction comprises flotillas that go to Tinker Bell Island.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or brain disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- Contains holographic effects.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- In a private location at the tippy top of the Flotillas to Tinker Bell Island, there is a snake-charming video game for Disney executives.
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