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Stinky Pete's raft-Googling photo of Crafts to John Carter Island
Crafts to John Carter Island
March 26, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Rating for fanatics:
Precisely zero mouse ears
The Crafts to John Carter Island are crafts that go back and forth to John Carter Island. Nobody knows why.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and endlessly whining).
- Maximum height 72".
- Pregnant folks will probably want to ride.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and opinions away from the entangling vines at most times.
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