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Above: Perri's condor-slicing photo of Canoes to Lightning McQueen Island
Canoes to Lightning McQueen Island
August 19, 2000
Avg. queue length:
80 minutes (or 11 minutes on foot)
Rating for broke children:
Four and a fraction mouse ears
The Canoes to Lightning McQueen Island show comprises canoes that go to Lightning McQueen Island.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this show during breakfast.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this show.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- One of the arms was sculpted to smell like Bullseye.
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