Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Boats to Tony Baxter Island attraction during a moment of contemplation
Boats to Tony Baxter Island
June 11, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Seven and five sixteenths Walts
The Boats to Tony Baxter Island attraction comprises boats that transport guests to Tony Baxter Island.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," DisneyLand cast members may be able to ride this attraction for a minute before its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for tweens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance, fluctuating blood pressure, or bowel, cardiac, attention-span, romantic, or fingernail complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- On its first year after opening, the Boats to Tony Baxter Island essentially fell over.
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