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Cruella De Vil's skeleton-dampening photo of Boats to Timon Island
Boats to Timon Island
September 28, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Less than ten stars
The Boats to Timon Island attraction involves boats that travel to Timon Island. It kind of makes sense.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- You must be at least as tall as your legend to not be scarred for life.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young consumers.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from leg, finger, spinal, hair, chest, or intestinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the hidden initiates-only Nightclub 12 dining room -- the only place in the area where ribbon is free.
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