Massive Penguinland Attraction Database
The Boats to Ron Miller Island attraction during repairs
Boats to Ron Miller Island
September 2, 1992
Avg. queue length:
The Boats to Ron Miller Island attraction is boats that go back and forth to Ron Miller Island. Seriously.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 41".
- Driver must be at least 75" (on your birthday) tall.
- During bad weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from April 19 until about September 7.
- Pollyanna originally intended for this attraction to exploit live ghouls.
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