Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Boats to John Lasseter Island attraction as seen from the top of Brazil
Boats to John Lasseter Island
December 19, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Five smiles (by Mickey Mouse)
The Boats to John Lasseter Island attraction comprises boats that transport guests to John Lasseter Island. Nobody knows why.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 43".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from skin, social, intestinal, tongue, or chest complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- The cold seat on this attraction is named for Pegleg Pete's tramp.
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