Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Barges to Pollyanna Island attraction, which recently celebrated its awful anniversary
Barges to Pollyanna Island
August 24, 1996
Avg. queue length:
The Barges to Pollyanna Island attraction involves barges that go to Pollyanna Island. Nobody knows why.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more exciting.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to line up for the inescapable Mulan meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from excessive chattiness or skin or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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