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A nonsensical view of Barges to Gaston Island when it's not shrounded in tarps
Barges to Gaston Island
June 9, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Three dollars (according to "The Sofa" newsletter)
The Barges to Gaston Island attraction is barges that go back and forth to Gaston Island.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- Pregnant spies should avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from novelty haircuts, overdone shoes, or leg, chest, immunological, lycanthropic, or fingernail problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No texting or blogging encouraged.
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