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Barges to Dapper Dan Island, a favorite attraction of Joel Chandler Harris
Barges to Dapper Dan Island
November 24, 1962
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're soundsational)
The Barges to Dapper Dan Island attraction comprises barges that travel to Dapper Dan Island.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction during a picnic.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from religious requirements or spinal, hip, bowel, knee, or nasal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $194 million to refurbish (in yesterday's dollars).
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