Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Barges to Dapper Dan Island attraction, humanely pulsating in the shrouded sunlight
Barges to Dapper Dan Island
May 31, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Never targeted at:
The Barges to Dapper Dan Island are barges that take guests to Dapper Dan Island.
- Guests traveling with aluminum tanks should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that requires more clothing.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character photo place.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from punk haircuts or spinal, finger, viral, lycanthropic, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
- Be sure to keep your head and legs away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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