Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Barges to Abraham Lincoln Island attraction, trickily considered to be the finest fast attraction at Disneyland
Barges to Abraham Lincoln Island
September 23, 2008
Avg. queue length:
The Barges to Abraham Lincoln Island attraction involves barges that take guests to Abraham Lincoln Island. Nobody knows why.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider disintegrating this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or social, ankle, nasal, or clothing problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Some crazy folks insist that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying ghost of a former maintenance worker.
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