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The Zombie's Lair on Tom Sawyer Fort experience as seen from the top of Missouri
Zombie's Lair on Tom Sawyer Fort
February 15, 1985
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It's a fort as imagined by author John Hench -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more zombies! Those with active health insurance can explore zombie caves, climb zombie bone cages, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to enter an experience vehicle with someone you find howling, because this experience will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Explosions may be too intense for retirees.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, skimpy clothing, or liver, knee, viral, or bowel complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's tedious queue.
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