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The Varmint's Lair on Tuck Island attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland
Varmint's Lair on Tuck Island
July 20, 1957
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It's an island based on the writings of Ichabod Crane -- only with less Tuck and more varmints! The imaginative can bump their heads in varmint caves, climb varmint bone cages, and walk past a fort made inaccessable by varmints!
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from moral issues, overdone makeup, emotional baggage, or back, skin, stomach, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No talking or flash photography permitted.
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