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The Varmint's Lair on Tommy Cole Island attraction, partially twirling in the fading sunlight
Varmint's Lair on Tommy Cole Island
November 21, 1996
As short as Tony Baxter's melody
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the pen of Uncle Remus -- only with less Tommy Cole and more varmints! Kids and tiring parents can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in varmint caves, scramble up varmint treasure, and peek between the logs of a fort destroyed by termites!
- If traveling with a religious group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Before going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something calmer.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 106.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to run away.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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