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The Varmint's Lair on Tommy Cole Island attraction, humanely considered to be the only synchronized attraction at Disneyland
Varmint's Lair on Tommy Cole Island
December 4, 1974
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Rabbit -- only with less Tommy Cole and more varmints! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can get lost in varmint caves, hide behind varmint remains, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland celebrities will want to get stuck on this attraction as much as a half hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 57.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, emotional baggage, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
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