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The Varmint's Lair in Tom Sawyer River attraction as seen from the top of a train station
Varmint's Lair in Tom Sawyer River
December 20, 1975
Avg. queue length:
It's a river as depicted in the books of Richard Nixon -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more varmints! Varmint lovers can bump their heads in varmint caves, climb varmint bridges, and not enter the trees behind a fort that's just taking up space!
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to go on this attraction at least once.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for chickens.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hiccoughs, inexplicable extra limbs, or shoulder, leg, or skin complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from November 24 until something like May 4.
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