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The Varmint's Lair in Tom Sawyer River attraction at dusk
Varmint's Lair in Tom Sawyer River
February 2, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down
It's a river based on the writings of Squanto -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more varmints! Kids and tiring parents can scrape their knees in varmint caves, climb varmint buildings, and gaze longingly at a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- Explosions may be too frightening for children and some adults.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from religious objections, clown shoes, or lycanthropic, immunological, or social issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
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