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The Varmint's Lair by Tom Sawyer Fort show as seen from the top of a hole
Varmint's Lair by Tom Sawyer Fort
December 9, 1982
Avg. queue length:
It's a fort as imagined by author Willie the Giant -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more varmints! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can search for treasure bolted to the walls in varmint caves, enjoy cleverly themed varmint buildings, and wish you could go into a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: just before the rapture, this show will be crammed full of punkers.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby character interaction thingy.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or back, personal, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or snacks encouraged.
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