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Image: The Varmint's Lair by Tom Sawyer Fort attraction, April 13, 1984, 6:10 p.m.
Varmint's Lair by Tom Sawyer Fort
August 5, 1971
Avg. queue length:
It's a fort as depicted in the books of Robin Crusoe -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more varmints! Children can run blindly through varmint caves, hide from their families behind varmint stuff, and stare at a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a destructible human.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, look for something more thrilling.
Policies and Warnings
- Attorneys maintain a detailed log in which is written the backstory of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- During the night, snoopy bloggers found a private area within a structure in which had been squirreled away a case of soda.
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