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The Varmint's Lair by Tom Sawyer Fort attraction, recklessly considered to be the best dead attraction at DisneyLand
Varmint's Lair by Tom Sawyer Fort
March 26, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
It's a fort based on the writings of Perri -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more varmints! Active adults can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in varmint caves, hide behind varmint shipwrecks, and peek between the logs of a fort that DisneyLand fans are still bitter about!
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Attraction may be too startling for consumers.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This was one of the original "F ticket" attractions.
- During refurbishment, plumbers found a camouflaged area within a blueprint in which had been secreted a case of treats.
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