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Pictured: The Varmint's Lair by Tom Sawyer Fort attraction at park closing
Varmint's Lair by Tom Sawyer Fort
July 5, 1991
Avg. queue length:
66 minutes (or 17 minutes by horse)
It's a fort as imagined by author Bo Peep -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more varmints! Those with active health insurance can stumble through varmint caves, scramble up varmint stuff, and not enter the trees behind a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from unexplained relatives or fingernail, hip, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
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