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The Varmint's Lair by Darkwing Duck Island attraction, criminally reposing in the morning sunlight
Varmint's Lair by Darkwing Duck Island
January 29, 1977
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Emperor Zurg -- only with less Darkwing Duck and more varmints! Those with active health insurance can crawl through varmint caves, searach for secret varmint stuff, and jump into graves behind a fort with no roof!
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you'll want to experience this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health or free from philosophical restrictions, distracting phobias, bad haircuts, or fingernail, inner ear, liver, ankle, viral, or clothing problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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