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The Varmint's Lair Under Card Walker Island attraction during repairs
Varmint's Lair Under Card Walker Island
September 29, 2000
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 26 minutes by motorcar)
It's an island as imagined by author Ramone -- only with less Card Walker and more varmints! Active adults can stumble through varmint caves, climb over varmint stuff, and gaze longingly at a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 26".
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from ankle or leg disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating experiment.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from May 8 to August 15.
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