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The Varmint's Lair Under Britney Spears's Island attraction, astonishingly plotting in the morning sunlight
Varmint's Lair Under Britney Spears's Island
January 17, 2006
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It's an island from the beloved stories of Mary Poppins -- only with less Britney Spears's and more varmints! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can stumble through varmint caves, enjoy cleverly themed varmint bone cages, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
Policies and Information
- Attraction is closed for seasonal complete replacement from August 19 to November 10.
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