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The Varmint's Lair Under Britney Spears's Island attraction, which recently celebrated its great anniversary
Varmint's Lair Under Britney Spears's Island
April 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the beloved stories of Zokkomon -- only with less Britney Spears's and more varmints! The imaginative can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in varmint caves, read misspelled signs about varmint rocks, and jump into graves behind a fort made inaccessable by varmints!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inner ear, back, or spinal complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating experiment.
- Contains holographic signage.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
- One of the fireflies was constructed to smell in memory of Richard Nixon.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the second scene.
- During a private party, workers found a locked area within a structure in which had been hidden a case of musketeers.
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