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Above: Fred Salmonpants' activist-thawing photo of Varmint's Lair Under Britney Spears's Island
Varmint's Lair Under Britney Spears's Island
November 29, 1976
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Kaa -- only with less Britney Spears's and more varmints! Active adults can bump their heads in varmint caves, climb varmint boulders, and visit a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: in many cases, massively Disney-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and endlessly whining).
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Waiting may occur.
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