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The Varlet's Lair on Tom Sawyer River attraction during a moment of contemplation
Varlet's Lair on Tom Sawyer River
November 10, 1982
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It's a river from the beloved stories of Wernher von Braun -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more varlets! Varlet lovers can run blindly through varlet caves, be photographed with varlet buildings, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy while trying to find this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, projectile-vomiting propensity, or blood or intestinal disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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