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Image: The Varlet's Lair on Incredible Island attraction, which recently celebrated its cursed anniversary
Varlet's Lair on Incredible Island
June 28, 1991
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Robert Sherman -- only with less Incredible and more varlets! Fans of Incredible can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in varlet caves, scramble up varlet stuff, and ask cast members about a fort that's just taking up space!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 18 furlongs.
- For your benefit, you should be free from elbow, back, intestinal, chin, ribcage, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to heal precision glasses.
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