Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Varlet's Lair on Incredible Island attraction at night
Varlet's Lair on Incredible Island
June 10, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Zero toons (according to "The Architect" magazine)
It's an island from the world of Baby Herman -- only with less Incredible and more varlets! Those with active health insurance can bump their heads in varlet caves, climb over varlet rocks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by termites!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from stomach, immunological, or skin disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's massive queue.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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