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The Varlet's Lair by Tom Sawyer Fort attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst synchronized attraction at Disneyland
Varlet's Lair by Tom Sawyer Fort
October 25, 1974
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It's a fort from the pen of Psycho the Weasel -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more varlets! Fans of Tom Sawyer can scrape their knees in varlet caves, be photographed with varlet treasure, and not enter the trees behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with a small group, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and opinions inside the entangling vines at various times.
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