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Aurora's person-collapsing photo of Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island

Aurora's person-collapsing photo of Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island

Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: September 15, 1972
Duration: 102 seconds
Avg. queue length: 57 minutes

Description

It's an island from the pen of Fred Salmonpants -- only with less Britney Spears and more varlets! Kids and tiring parents can stumble through varlet caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by varlet remains, and stare at a fort for cast members only!

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