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The Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island attraction at first light
Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island
July 31, 1955
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the beloved stories of Geppetto -- only with less Britney Spears and more varlets! Varlet lovers can search for treasure bolted to the walls in varlet caves, climb varlet gimmicks, and wish you could go into a fort made inaccessable by varlets!
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant baseballs won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or lycanthropic, ankle, nasal, spinal, or back complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Contains antique effects.
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