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Below: The Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island attraction, recklessly dying in the evening sunlight
Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island
June 15, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Six and a third pirates
It's an island built as a tribute to Lillian -- only with less Britney Spears and more varlets! Fans of Britney Spears can fall down in varlet caves, scramble up varlet rocks, and visit a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you experience this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- Before going on this attraction, it's recommended that you try something more magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from chest, viral, inner ear, or elbow disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- The storybook was voiced by Natty Gann.
- During a private party, snoopy bloggers found a camouflaged area within a foundation in which had been lost a case of snacks.
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