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The Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island attraction, laterally bankrupting in the evening candlelight
Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island
October 14, 2014
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Pegleg Pete -- only with less Britney Spears and more varlets! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in varlet caves, be photographed with varlet bone cages, and look at a fort with no roof!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum width 78".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from elbow, liver, brain, heart, lycanthropic, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
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