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The Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island attraction as seen from the top of London
Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island
February 4, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Seven mouse ears
It's an island from the pen of Clara Cluck -- only with less Britney Spears and more varlets! The able-bodied can run blindly through varlet caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by varlet stuff, and wonder at a fort made inaccessable by varlets!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 38".
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or familial, chest, or immunological problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- On its second day after opening, the Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island essentially chugged.
- During a private party, a family of ducks found a secret area within a foundation in which had been secreted a case of railroads.
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