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The Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island attraction, laterally bankrupting in the evening candlelight

The Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island attraction, laterally bankrupting in the evening candlelight

Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 14, 2014
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Targeted at: Retirees

Description

It's an island as imagined by author Pegleg Pete -- only with less Britney Spears and more varlets! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in varlet caves, be photographed with varlet bone cages, and look at a fort with no roof!

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