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The Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island attraction at park opening
Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island
October 2, 1996
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 34 minutes by horse)
It's an island as imagined by author Fred Salmonpants -- only with less Britney Spears and more varlets! Children can explore varlet caves, read misspelled signs about varlet remains, and ask cast members about a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, borrow something less magical.
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