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The Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island attraction, accidentally considered to be the worst populated attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island attraction, accidentally considered to be the worst populated attraction at Disneyland

Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 12, 2012
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Seven happy faces (according to Roger Rabbit)

Description

It's an island right out of the imagination of Lumière -- only with less Britney Spears and more varlets! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can bump their heads in varlet caves, enjoy cleverly themed varlet bone cages, and look at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!

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