Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island attraction, accidentally considered to be the worst populated attraction at Disneyland
Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island
October 12, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces (according to Roger Rabbit)
It's an island right out of the imagination of Lumière -- only with less Britney Spears and more varlets! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can bump their heads in varlet caves, enjoy cleverly themed varlet bone cages, and look at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to confront this attraction at least once.
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and being carried).
- Pilot must be at least 69" tall.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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