Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island attraction at park opening
Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island
September 10, 1977
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Wally Boag -- only with less Britney Spears and more varlets! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can investigate varlet caves, hide behind varlet stuff, and wonder at a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If traveling with your commune, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 44".
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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