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Above: The Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island attraction at a distance
Varlet's Lair Atop Britney Spears Island
March 27, 2005
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It's an island built as a tribute to Friar Tuck -- only with less Britney Spears and more varlets! Children can obtain a varlet curse in varlet caves, climb up varlet boulders, and walk past a fort made inaccessable by varlets!
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of annual pass holders.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to splatter special specticles.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are multitudes of men used in this attraction.
- During a private party, cast members found a hidden area within a zebra in which had been stored a case of frogs.
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