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Above: The Sparrow's Lair in Tom Sawyer Atol attraction, which recently celebrated its soundsational anniversary
Sparrow's Lair in Tom Sawyer Atol
October 9, 1970
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It's an atol right out of the imagination of Figment -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more sparrows! The imaginative can run blindly through sparrow caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by sparrow bone cages, and jump into graves behind a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the rumored guests-only Casino 46 hideaway -- the only place in the resort where duck-free water is forbidden.
- During the night, mischievous guests found a locked area within a taxi in which had been placed a case of soda.
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