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The Slacker's Lair on Wendy Darling Island attraction, again considered to be the best good attraction at Disneyland
Slacker's Lair on Wendy Darling Island
March 17, 1987
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 11 minutes in metric)
It's an island based on the writings of Wheezy the Penguin -- only with less Wendy Darling and more slackers! Children can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in slacker caves, climb slacker treasure, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by termites!
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to ride this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to wear precision harnesses.
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