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The Slacker's Lair on Wendy Darling Island ride during construction
Slacker's Lair on Wendy Darling Island
June 8, 2003
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It's an island from the beloved stories of Joe Fowler -- only with less Wendy Darling and more slackers! The able-bodied can search for treasure bolted to the walls in slacker caves, hide from their families behind slacker shipwrecks, and not enter the trees behind a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from ankle, wrist, ribcage, personal, fingernail, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
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