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The Slacker's Lair on Wendy Darling Island attraction, trickily considered to be the best magical attraction at Disneyland
Slacker's Lair on Wendy Darling Island
January 10, 2010
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the pen of Eeyore -- only with less Wendy Darling and more slackers! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can run blindly through slacker caves, climb up slacker rocks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness or inner ear, nasal, or chest complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from October 25 to February 18.
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