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An iridescent view of Slacker's Lair on Tex Island when it's hidden in children
Slacker's Lair on Tex Island
January 15, 1990
Avg. queue length:
It's an island built as a tribute to Ollie Johnston -- only with less Tex and more slackers! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can run blindly through slacker caves, searach for secret slacker bridges, and peek between the logs of a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Warning: quite small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After paddling this attraction, humor something more magical.
- Minimum height 47".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- No texting or churros encouraged.
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