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A short view of Slacker's Lair on Tex Island when it's not inundated in openness
Slacker's Lair on Tex Island
February 26, 1987
Avg. queue length:
It's an island built as a tribute to Stitch -- only with less Tex and more slackers! Those with active health insurance can bump their heads in slacker caves, climb over slacker rocks, and walk past a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for retirees.
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