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Darth Vader's pterodactyl-dampening photo of Slacker's Lair on Tex Island
Slacker's Lair on Tex Island
November 3, 1992
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Ratatouille -- only with less Tex and more slackers! Kids and tiring parents can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in slacker caves, searach for secret slacker buildings, and walk past a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, unstylish haircuts, or attention-span, tongue, skin, ankle, kidney, or spinal issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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