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Above: The Slacker's Lair on Tex Island attraction, happily washing in the fading sunlight
Slacker's Lair on Tex Island
May 9, 2002
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It's an island from the beloved stories of Fess Parker -- only with less Tex and more slackers! The able-bodied can obtain a slacker curse in slacker caves, searach for secret slacker treasure, and jump into graves behind a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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