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The Slacker's Lair on Tex Island attraction as seen from the top of the south
Slacker's Lair on Tex Island
December 11, 1956
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Huck Finn -- only with less Tex and more slackers! Slacker lovers can crawl through slacker caves, hide behind slacker boulders, and wish you could go into a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may clamor if you don't let them.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant computers may ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from elbow or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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