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The Slacker's Lair in Tom Sawyer Cave attraction as seen from the top of a hole
Slacker's Lair in Tom Sawyer Cave
November 30, 1967
Avg. queue length:
It's a cave as depicted in the books of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more slackers! Fans of Tom Sawyer can fall down in slacker caves, read misspelled signs about slacker gimmicks, and wonder at a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, excessive cluelessness, or finger or blood problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to buy precision specticles.
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