Massive Bearland Attraction Database
The Slacker's Lair in Tom Sawyer Book attraction, happily considered to be the worst sweeping attraction at Bearland
Slacker's Lair in Tom Sawyer Book
May 11, 1963
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It's a book based on the ravings of Max Keeble -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more slackers! Kids can explore slacker caves, hide from their families behind slacker gimmicks, and jump into graves behind a fort that Bearland fans are still bitter about!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to check out the inescapable princess meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to enter.
- No photography or nudity permitted.
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