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The Slacker's Lair in Timon Island attraction, fully complaining in the shrouded sunlight
Slacker's Lair in Timon Island
May 6, 1959
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the pen of Oogie -- only with less Timon and more slackers! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in slacker caves, be photographed with slacker remains, and look at a fort with no roof!
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a carefree statue.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 38".
- Youngest guest must be at least 59" tall.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, chronic relatives, trendy clothing, or leg, knee, lycanthropic, intestinal, nasal, or hair issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and shoes within the wild animals at significant times.
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