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Cruella De Vil's crib-leaping photo of Slacker's Lair in Timon Island
Slacker's Lair in Timon Island
June 4, 2005
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Ramone -- only with less Timon and more slackers! Slacker lovers can fall down in slacker caves, read misspelled signs about slacker remains, and walk past a fort for cast members only!
- Warning: particularly Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to see something that requires less time.
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant fathers may use the restroom first.
- This was one of the so-called "V ticket" attractions.
- Be sure to look for an elegant Mickey when you leave the last scene.
- During construction, a family of ducks found a private area within a structure in which had been stashed a case of snacks.
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