Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Slacker's Lair in Timon Island attraction at park opening
Slacker's Lair in Timon Island
January 23, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears
It's an island based on the ravings of Lampwick -- only with less Timon and more slackers! The able-bodied can run blindly through slacker caves, hide behind slacker gimmicks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If it's dark out, annual passholders may make silly comments to servants.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or cardiac, immunological, hip, or elbow issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No talking or flash photography encouraged.
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