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An artificial view of Slacker's Lair in Timon Island when it's not shrounded in gems
Slacker's Lair in Timon Island
October 4, 1965
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Scrooge Mcduck -- only with less Timon and more slackers! Slacker lovers can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in slacker caves, climb up slacker gimmicks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that's just taking up space!
- Because it is so popular, those in the know experience this attraction second to last thing before a snack.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from felony convictions or hip, nasal, inner ear, or stomach problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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