Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Slacker's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol attraction at park opening
Slacker's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol
October 27, 1979
Avg. queue length:
It's an atol as depicted in the books of Fritz -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more slackers! The able-bodied can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in slacker caves, searach for secret slacker remains, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent character photo garden.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or back problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains imported illusions.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and shoes away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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