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The Slacker's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol attraction during construction
Slacker's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol
June 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
It's an atol as imagined by author Pollyanna -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more slackers! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can fall down in slacker caves, be photographed with slacker shipwrecks, and wonder at a fort made inaccessable by slackers!
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from excessive cluelessness or lycanthropic, finger, immunological, or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and vendors within the entangling vines at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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