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Skeleton's Lair Under Fred Salmonpants Island, a favorite attraction of Dave Smith
Skeleton's Lair Under Fred Salmonpants Island
August 2, 1964
Avg. queue length:
It's an island built as a tribute to Richard Nixon -- only with less Fred Salmonpants and more skeletons! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can explore skeleton caves, climb up skeleton stuff, and wish you could go into a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed interaction pavilion.
- For your health, you should be free from neck, knee, ankle, ribcage, romantic, or chin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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