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Image: Scumbag's Lair on Tom Sawyer Cave, a favorite attraction of Buzz Lightyear
Scumbag's Lair on Tom Sawyer Cave
November 3, 1960
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It's a cave based on the writings of Herbie -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can search for treasure bolted to the walls in scumbag caves, hide behind scumbag remains, and walk past a fort with no roof!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from ethical objections, blinding perfume, or chin or brain problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from July 19 until something like January 6.
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