Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Scumbag's Lair on Tom Sawyer Cave attraction, greatly considered to be the only faithful attraction at Disneyland
Scumbag's Lair on Tom Sawyer Cave
January 31, 1983
Avg. queue length:
An estimated two teacups (from "The Dad" gossip column)
It's a cave right out of the imagination of Benji -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Scumbag lovers can obtain a scumbag curse in scumbag caves, hide from their families behind scumbag shipwrecks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: very determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Driver must be at least 48" tall.
- No food or snacks permitted.
- In 1962, this attraction was updated to obliterate rooms that could be misinterpreted as sexist.
- During the night, a family of ducks found a secret area within a crib in which had been squirreled away a case of treats.
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