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Photo: The Scumbag's Lair on Tom Sawyer Cave attraction at park closing
Scumbag's Lair on Tom Sawyer Cave
November 18, 2008
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It's a cave from the world of Tony Baxter -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Scumbag lovers can fall down in scumbag caves, read misspelled signs about scumbag gimmicks, and jump into graves behind a fort made inaccessable by scumbags!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- For your benefit, you should be free from weird extra limbs, unstopable boorishness, '80s haircuts, runny makeup, or romantic, ribcage, clothing, kidney, chin, or ankle issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains holographic signage.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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