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An iridescent view of Scumbag's Lair on Tom Sawyer Atol when it's not inundated in tarps
Scumbag's Lair on Tom Sawyer Atol
September 20, 1981
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 9 minutes by motorcar)
It's an atol from the pen of Frank Thomas -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Fans of Tom Sawyer can investigate scumbag caves, hide behind scumbag bridges, and wish you could go into a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Pregnant biscuits will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure or hip, kidney, nasal, fingernail, or tongue disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Be sure to keep your head and dwarfs within the other guests at most times.
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