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The Scumbag's Lair on Tom Sawyer Atol attraction, which recently celebrated its yellow anniversary
Scumbag's Lair on Tom Sawyer Atol
December 25, 2005
Avg. queue length:
It's an atol based on the ravings of Shere Khan -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! The able-bodied can stumble through scumbag caves, read misspelled signs about scumbag boulders, and walk past a fort for cast members only!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more relaxing.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors are able to forget about this attraction as much as a quarter hour prior to everyone else.
- Minimum height 44".
- During any storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No texting or nudity permitted.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repairs from November 24 until about December 28.
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